Bill recieved a call from his attorney, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his attorney's office, and was ushered in immeaditly.

"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the attorney asked.

"Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" Bill was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."